A Poem I wrote for Negative World

We truly have an awesome community over at Negative World; many Editors here at PK Gaming can definitely agree with that. So, one lonely night I decided to write a poem expressing my feelings toward said community. Paleo thought I should share it with you guys, and I agree. Here it is:

Negative World, You have given my life a whirl You're as bright and beautiful as a pearl, Even if you only got one girl... Every monday I'm depressed, having to work again It's never fun, not now, not then My day would be duller than reading IGN If it wasn't for the Nintendo Download thread by ludist210 You have a great community, which has only grown We share our grief, our joy; we're never alone We review games, we share the ones we own And we participate in the Retro Game Club, hosted by Guillaume Secret_Tunnel has no shortage of wit He's not cranky, not one bit He does have bad taste in games, I have to admit He should play some better ones, like Bit.Trip Some of us are near, some of us are far Warerare is from Wales, the US is home to JKR And somewhere I don't know lives achhibbar But no matter what, we'll never grow apart We can't deny it, we're all nerds Contra is the love affair of X-Pert, Whereas platformers fill the cup drank by Casper And Oldmanwinter games on PC... what the Smerd?! That carlos guy, man, he rox He was in the newest podcast, and blew off our socks, StarWolf is here, he randomly mocks And, obviously, he can't let you do that, Star Fox One of the newest Mods is anon_mastermind, What, you were expecting four lines? Too bad, Waluigi time Writing titles in italics, man, it's so grand I don't see it getting much better, I just can't No one does it, though, what a scam Except our very own GameDadGrant To beat the impossible Ninja Gaiden, for games you need a knack How fitting, then, that one of the people who did it was rebonack Scrawnton wrote some songs that took me aback And who doesn’t love the original threads started by Fabz? It’s always fun to talk to the great DrFink, He’s a new Mod too, I wonder why? *wink wink * There’s not one, but two Shadowlinks And their posts are insightful; they make you think Brick? That guy's anything but a prick, sirmastersephiroth always posts news, he's quick! Heliumsky is the one chick, And to the woods for a week, went autokymatic There are no trolls, thankfully we got none There was Hiredn00bs, but he is done And nothing is more fun Than the comic made by TriforceBun Pokemon to Ash is like science to Paleo, Armadillos are to Dillo, What Wario is to DungeonO And somehow, in this stanza I fit Tranquilo Anand writes so many roundtables you’d think he’s in court, He’s almost as passionate as Mustache talking about sports Octorockin always has an intelligent retort, And Orbital’s pissed that we don’t get many imports VofEscalowne is anything but a bore He’s made me laugh on Twitter, more than once before Hinph’s icon is cuter than the characters in Spore, And who doesn’t love the charm of roykoopa64? Nate38 is so great, there’s a rhyme in his own name Marsh seems like quite the laid-back mate, Quite a paradox is created by NoName And I’d love to hang out with Chozoman some day Update the Database, guys, don’t be afraid! Simbabbad compels you, so does Dynablade Quite beautiful is the art PogueSquadron made And in my nightmares I saw the icon wore by Infinitywave Posts by gamewizard always feel right Almost as good as the humor of kriswright Griptor’s icon looks like it wants to fight And Renjaku is always seen late at night Negative World, you are my hero You’re fun, you’re smart, you’re really a freak show It’s hard to maintain this site, we know So all of us thank you, Zero.